Seriously, Roger
According to Dante's Inferno, hipocrisy is punished in Level 8 of Hell. Should such be the case, Roger Clemens has a secured himself a place deep within the gates of Lucifer (he has made a case for himself in the zones punishing avarice, prodigality, and pride as well). The aging pitcher shared several weeks ago that "I'm failing at retirement. Let's just face it. I'm failing miserably at it." Yet one must question his true motives when he makes comments like, "You put your body through a lot of punishment and then you come up one game short, like we did last year, for me it was a waste of time." Oh, Roger. So many young guys are killing themselves, working their butts off, and many will never see a major league game. But I understand. When you're as amazing as Roger Clemens you don't have to care. You don't even have to like playing. It's perfectly acceptable to not care about the regular season. To consider it a waste of your precious time. To put the baseball world on hold, year after year, for several months while you ponder a return. After all, you're Roger Clemens. You're a legend.
But you went beyond that. Beyond your typical arrogance. Now you claim that, "We get little notes at my foundation about people saying they wish I would make up [my] mind and decide because I am leaving people hanging. I'm not leaving anybody hanging. I don't want to play." Gosh, Roger. You could have fooled me. "Failing miserably at retirement" doesn't suggest at all that you are considering pitching another season. Of course you're not leaving anybody hanging. Just the Astros, Red Sox and Yankees. But no biggie. Take your time. Soak up the media attention. Immerse yourself in the prospect of several more millions to roll around in. "None of the teams are interested in seeing me before May, and that's great," you claim. "I don't have an interest in playing right now in May." God forbid you humble yourself to actually showing up at the beginning of the season, let alone Spring Training. Who would ever want you before May? What crazy team would want some quality pitching for an entire season rather than just half of one?
Roger, you disgust me. Many Sox fans are thrilled at the prospect of Clemens coming back to Boston, but you can count me out. If he does come here, I'll cheer for him. I always cheer for my boys. But I won't like him. And I won't have any respect for him.
In other news, my dad is a doctor and one of his patients knows Dr. Gill, the Red Sox physician. Apparently JD Drew's shoulder is in really bad shape. Ugh. Gotta love those injuries.
But you went beyond that. Beyond your typical arrogance. Now you claim that, "We get little notes at my foundation about people saying they wish I would make up [my] mind and decide because I am leaving people hanging. I'm not leaving anybody hanging. I don't want to play." Gosh, Roger. You could have fooled me. "Failing miserably at retirement" doesn't suggest at all that you are considering pitching another season. Of course you're not leaving anybody hanging. Just the Astros, Red Sox and Yankees. But no biggie. Take your time. Soak up the media attention. Immerse yourself in the prospect of several more millions to roll around in. "None of the teams are interested in seeing me before May, and that's great," you claim. "I don't have an interest in playing right now in May." God forbid you humble yourself to actually showing up at the beginning of the season, let alone Spring Training. Who would ever want you before May? What crazy team would want some quality pitching for an entire season rather than just half of one?
Roger, you disgust me. Many Sox fans are thrilled at the prospect of Clemens coming back to Boston, but you can count me out. If he does come here, I'll cheer for him. I always cheer for my boys. But I won't like him. And I won't have any respect for him.
In other news, my dad is a doctor and one of his patients knows Dr. Gill, the Red Sox physician. Apparently JD Drew's shoulder is in really bad shape. Ugh. Gotta love those injuries.
22 Comments:
At 11:10 AM, Peter N said…
Great to have you back, and your post was, as always, amazing! Just yesterday, Roger told his son that the chances of coming back were 80%-20% against. But then he said something like this....."But if someone on some team stubs their toe, well......"
Jules, he sorta left the door open....I'm sick of him, and as John Lennon said all those years ago, he's playing "MIND GAMES."
So great to have you back! Be well...your blog friend and not mentor (not anymore!) Peter. You don't need one!!!!! Bye.....
At 11:22 AM, Julie said…
thanks peter
yeah i read that too.. gosh he thinks the world revolves around him. he's so arrogant. honestly, he thinks we care way more than we do. he's one guy. he's not gonna have that big an impact
At 1:43 PM, KAYLEE said…
I really hope he soes not come back here.He thinks everthing is about him!That is not a way to act oro attitude to have on a team=]
At 1:48 PM, Christine E. said…
WELL SAID Julie! He is SUCH a creep...UGH...
Glad to have you back on a regular basis..hope you are well...
Go Sox!
At 1:57 PM, KAYLEE said…
I dont get half the things roger says anymore:]HE changes his mind all the time:]
At 1:57 PM, KAYLEE said…
I really hope he does not come back here.He thinks everthing is about him!That is not a way to act oro attitude to have on a team=]
At 1:58 PM, KAYLEE said…
sorry did not mean to post that one comment twice oops!
At 2:29 PM, Julie said…
thanks christine and kaylee :] glad i'm not the only one who thinks personality is a factor too
At 2:37 PM, Peter N said…
And I echo...hi C.
At 8:34 AM, Peter N said…
And hi kaylee, too...wow, isn't it nice to be back here? I love it. I was here from the beginning, I think! Have a great Sunday Christine, Kaylee and Julie!
At 8:43 AM, Peter N said…
Seriously, Julie (a takeoff of the tite of your post) I gave a big shout-out to everyone that reads my blog about a place called Scarlet fever. Ever heard of it??. On my latest post...check it out. Peter, with fondness for my blogger buddy. That's you!
At 2:10 PM, Julie said…
thanks so much peter
im soo happy to be back.. counting down the days till the first preseason game on feb 28!
At 2:20 PM, Peter N said…
Wow...thanks for the comments on my blog Jules!!!!!!!
At 2:22 PM, Peter N said…
And Julie...I've been missing you and your your blog stuff bigtime....Take care. Peter (that's me!)
At 4:18 PM, Katiee said…
Roger Clemens is...ugh I don't even wanna go there he's such a jerk.
JD's shoulder; all i have to say is greeeaaaaaaaaaaatt
This season should be interesting
At 4:42 PM, Julie said…
katie i agree.. honestly i think JD Drew will get hurt like a month into the season and we will have wasted 70 mill on him. he's a good player when he's healthy, but he's such a liability because he's seemingly made of glass.
thanks for stopping by :)
At 5:04 PM, Michael Leggett said…
There would be a 9th Circle of The Inferno, in a Dante Update, which would be occupied by Roger:
He would be in a League by himself, with recurring nightmares of being beaned, while being forced to hear every single inane comment ever spoken by Tim Mc Carver;
Roger? Hang it up, YOU FRAUD;
Julie? It's GREAT to have you back;
Michael
At 5:08 PM, Michael Leggett said…
Roger?
I have NOT Forgotten the Beaning of Mike Piazza, you COWARDLY P O S:
Do NOT come back;
Michael
At 5:18 PM, Julie said…
michael, actually, in Inferno there IS a 9th circle, for those like Brutus, Cassius and Judas Iscariot who betrayed their benefactor, but i'd say roger belongs there, too, for betraying a fan base. and i agree with everything else you said :) thanks, and it's good to be back!
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